SIGNS!

WRONG WAY GO BACK! Screamed the red sign with white bold writings on the other side of the road. I couldn’t help but wonder who in their right mind would drive on the wrong side of the road long enough to be warned by a sign like this.

Further down the road another sign instructed road users to watch for injured animals. I slowed down a bit half expecting to see a limping roo or dingo hitching a ride to the nearest hospital. Now that would be one for the tales, I chuckled. Then another thought hit me, I have never actually seen an injured animal by the roadside, they are usually road kill when I drive past. May all their souls rest in peace.

A “Slow users lane ahead” sign also caught my attention. If we are all going at 110 km/h doesn’t that mean that those on the fast lane are going faster, and not that the rest of us are slow? As I cruise along at 100 mm above ground level, my thought trails to a few instances where my lead-foot friends have called me grandma for keeping to the speed limit. Not Cool!

19.5559 hectares of land for sale. Strange, isn’t it? So one can actually buy a 0.1 hectare of land? Where did I get the idea that land was only sold to the nearest whole? I must seriously look into buying land, when I grow up.

“Fatigue kills, take a fifteen minute power nap now!” Oh come on! I am only 30 minutes away from my destination. Besides, I feel fine, I’ve only been driving for 6 and a bit hours straight, thanks to Regina Calcaterra and her fascinating book; Etched in the sand. I will give her a good review and rating. hmm I could probably make a career from writing reviews. I should look into that

WRONG WAY GO BACK!